A Strong Preference For A Scorpion Free Home
You know scorpions are so much funnier if they are at someone else’s house. Et-Tu Jen is having trouble maintaining her home as scorpion-free. (I can’t figure out why she doesn’t see this as a sign from God to take a vow of poverty and divest herself of scorpion habitat [grin]) She should move to my house. My cats love to hunt the cockroaches and you almost never find the neighborhood gators (yes, really) in your shoes. My husband is charged with killing the venomous snakes which are also, thankfully, outside. If I wanted to kill my own snakes, I’d still be single.
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Brother Scorpion, Sister Mosquito
Greetings from the House O’ Scorpions
You know Jen, St. Rose of Lima wouldn’t even swat at the mosquitoes that lived in her hermitage. [ducking and serpentining from the room]
