Sunday, November 30, 2008

No Such Thing as Christmas Shopping

This is the time of year when we hear much in the news about how retailers refuse to say “Merry Christmas” and have “Holiday Sales” instead of “Christmas Sales.” I’ve also heard that we should do things to remind retailers that if they do not say “Merry Christmas” we will buy our Christmas presents elsewhere.


Well I am not so sure. Perhaps the secular retailers are reminding those of us who are anxious to celebrate the birth of Jesus that there is no such thing as “Christmas” shopping. Perhaps those retailers noticed that sometimes churches don’t even have services on Christmas. On that Protestant forum I hang out on, there have even been threads about whether or not a church should have a Christmas service. “Too inconvenient” was a common response.  ”Christmas is about spending time with our families” was another. Feel free to pick up some rocks and hurl them at me, but shouldn’t Christmas be FIRST about spending time celebrating the Incarnation?  Sure it’s a good time to celebrate family in memory of the Holy Family but not instead of taking time to worship. Yes it’s a good time to give gifts to others in honor of the Gift of the Incarnation but that’s not the way we worship God. We might shop during the Christmas season, but I’m not sure it’s Christmas shopping we’re doing. If we want to really do the kind of shopping that honors Our Lord, why not shop at Heifer.org or Kiva and give to those who are truly in need? Nobody “needs” a new iPod, or Wii, or XBox not even our precious children. Perhaps in the end what we are doing in those retail stores when we are getting the latest stuff really is only “Holiday” shopping and we ought to recognize that part of our winter holidays for what it really is.

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

An Advent Examination of Conscience

Blessed are you among women, and bless in the fruit of your womb.

  • Have I greeted others with a blessing, or do I ignore or demean others?
  • Have I borne bitter fruit in my thoughts, words or deeds?

Why has this happened to me, that the mother of my Lord comes to me?

  • Have I denied my own worth or the worth of others?
  • Have I missed God’s presence because I’m too busy, hurried, or anxious?

As soon as I heard the sound of your greeting, the child in my womb leaped for joy.

  • Have I been deaf to God’s voice coming from unexpected people and encounters?
  • Have I grown so serious that I can’t leap for joy?

My soul magnifies the Lord: and my spirit rejoices in God my savior.

  • Does my very being announce the goodness of God to others?
  • Do I rejoice with others as often as I can?

For God has looked with favor on the lowliness of his servant. Surely, from now on all generations will call me blessed.

  • Upon whom do I look favorably? Upon whom do I look with disapproval? Do I try to look on others with the love that God does?
  • Has my help for the lowly been more about giving handouts than about seeking justice?

For the Mighty One has done great things for me, and holy is his name.

  • When have I taken credit for what I have not done?
  • When have I denied my own participation in social injustice?

God has shown strength with his are; and has scattered the proud in the thoughts of their heart.

  • Have I been secretly arrogant or pride-filled?
  • Have I used my power, status, education, or religion to disparage others, even silently in my own heart?

God has brought down the powerful from their thrones and has lifted up the lowly.

  • Have I voted with a Christian conscience?
  • Do I live the gospel even at the cost of my own comfort?

God has filled the hungry with good things, and sent the rich away empty.

  • Have I done enough to feed the hungry? What of those hungry for justice?
  • Have I become gluttonous for praise, luxury, or the security of others like me?

God has helped his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy, according to the promise he made to our ancestors, to Abraham and to his descendants forever.

  • Have I broken my promises to others?
  • Will I leave this world a merciful, just, and beautiful place for future generations?

I did not write the above examen. It appeared in our church’s bulletin and came from the J. S. Palluch Co. Inc…..I think. The writing was very blurred and I had to use a magnifying glass to read it. RNW

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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thanksgiving Dessert Anyone?

This made me smile.
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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Turn It Off

A dating service aimed at married men and women is outrageous enough. Having advertisements for such an abomination on the public air waves is beyond nauseating. Seriously, if even the Boston Herald proclaims that it’s “outrageous” you know it’s bad.

Go read about it here.

Can you believe that we might some day be looking back fondly on the days when we only endured endless Viagra and Cialis ads?

It’s time to turn it all off and spend the time we watched/listened praying.

Well at least the Bishops are speaking out against it. 

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

An Enchanted Wedding Proposal

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

But Did I Flunk?

I know I promised that I would blog about our diaconate journey, but honestly there just hasn’t been that much to tell. We read a lot, we go to class a lot, but it’s just not so remarkable that it generates much bloggable material. Perhaps that is my fault and I am not looking with the right eyes. Perhaps you will be amused by this. As I have once again waded into academic waters, I am finding that even though many years have passed since I was in college not much has faded in terms of my expectations for myself in regard to academics. Once upon a time when I went to college, my husband used to say that I took all of my courses “pass-fail.” The only problem was that in my mind, anything less than an ‘A’ was flunking. Going to school with my husband though has introduced a whole new wrinkle. Not only must I get an ‘A’, but I find that it is also necessary to outscore my husband in order to “pass.”
 
We are currently taking a series of transitional courses that are equipping us with a basic understanding of the academic lanugage of theology and scripture in advance of entering formal graduate study in January. These courses are also giving us a chance to get back into a classroom way of thinking and of course, to give the formation team a chance to spot those of us who will need extra academic assistance throughout this process. The course we wrapped up several weeks ago was “Introduction to Philosophy.” This course was hard. I did read a lot of philosophy when I went to college oh so many years ago. Enough philosophy so that I had read all or most of the works that we were briefly introduced to but, when I read them I wasn’t looking for the same set of things that we looked at this time around. Beyond that, we moved very rapidly from ancient philosophy to modern philosophy. If you’ve taken philosophy you know that the vocabulary used by one philosopher is used slightly differently by another and you may be able to remember who meant what when speaking of “forms” and “matter” and “material” etc. as you jump from philosopher to philosopher (rapidly) but it was daunting for me. I like words to be stable things and to mean roughly the same thing all of the time. Anyway, I agonized over this class. Add into the mix a little event that had a pretty profound effect on our lives named “Ike” which ended up causing us to do three weeks of class in one week (yes, I am hyperventilating) and I was wound pretty tightly. That’s all background….

For this class we had to write a paper and do a take-home exam. I sweat bullets on both of them. My husband took them seriously, but mostly laughed at me and kept telling me that I was getting too wound up over this. At one point he attempted to tell me and here I am using his own words, please brace yourself one doesn’t encounter this level of blasphemy often, that “It didn’t really matter.” In fact, he took it so casually that he WASN’T EVEN GOING TO DO THE BONUS QUESTION ON THE TAKE-HOME EXAM. (Much less go print out at least 20 additional pages of research material for that one question like some people who take things seriously did.) Can you imagine!?

Fast forward a couple of weeks to the night we get our tests and our papers back. I flunked the exam. Yes, it’s true. I only got 102/100. Why did I flunk you ask? Well, you see that man who wasn’t even going to answer the bonus question, got a 106. The tests were passed back in alphabetical order which put us at the very front of the line. There seemed to be a current of supressed amusement vaguely pointed in our general direction when I discovered that I had flunked….I may have mentioned something about the whole universe being totally unfair. I can’t really remember. I block these sorts of traumata out. We both got 100’s on our papers.

This morning I got an email giving me the final course grade for “Introduction to Philosophy” Not that there was much doubt as to what the final grade would be but there was a class participation component. I got a 100. Now, university privacy issues being what they are my husband’s grade was emailed to him so I immediately went to look at his grade….yes it was HIS email. Did you have a point?…He got a 100.

All I need to know is this. If we tied, did I flunk?

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

A Garden of Eden Re-enactment?

So after being up almost 24 hours yesterday, I struggled out of bed this morning…then…Workout. Clean the kitchen. Holler at the children to quit bickering at each other and do their schoolwork. Workout. Holler at children. Eat breakfast….although at 11 am it is questionable whether or not one could call it breakfast. Do scripture study and catechesis with the children. Make them eat lunch. Get the children to clean up the kitchen. Start dinner. Sit down at the computer. Send child assigned to errands for the week to get the mail. Open the school tax bill. Open the check that was supposed to be direct deposited and realize you have to go to the bank. Answer phone call by best friend who wants to know why I am not at my computer in the schoolroom. Assure best friend that you are just going to the bank and will be right back. Go to bank. Talk to actual grown-up. Remember that you promised your husband that you would Rain-X the wind shield and make a mental note to do that when you get home. Rain-X the wind shield. Spot fertilizer on shelf in garage and realize that it needs to be spread on the plants. Fertilize plants. Pull weeds whilst fertilizing. Look at the shaggy bushes that need to be pruned. Go get pruning shears and prune them. 

GET THE BEJABBERS SCARED OUT OF YOU BY A SNAKE (that looks VERY like a copperhead but wasn’t) IN THE LIME TREE. (yes, I am shouting.)

Remember that you are a homeschooling mother and that this is a teachable moment. Go get children to examine snake. Tell them that they may NOT kill it with the shovel as it poses no risk. Them them that they may not torment it with a stick either just because they want to see it move. Allow the middle child to get his camera to take pictures. Finally get back in inside the house. Holler at the children to clean up the mess they each indivivdually swear they didn’t make. Finally get upstairs to the schoolroom and sit down to tackle the stack of papers that need to be graded. Struggle with very un-homeschooling-mommy-like thoughts as the children say, “Mom, can we do real-alouds now?” Promise them that you will do read-alouds in 20 minutes. Look at stack of papers….look at blog that hasn’t been updated in [don't want to count days] and….

Blog. 

Sigh, the youngest child who clearly wants to die is saying “Mommy it’s been 22 minutes.” 

Dying to self would be so much easier if it didn’t look so ordinary. 

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

I’m Not Dead

I don’t know what happened. It wasn’t on my planner even in pencil much less in pen but my life seems to have entered an unbelievably busy cycle. (Perhaps this has something to do with trying to get all of my Christmas shopping done by Thanksgiving in order to observe Advent with a little more focus.) I haven’t even been reading anyone else’s blog much less keeping up with my own and my Google reader is shouting blasphemous numbers at me that are approaching 1,000. (And the bigger that number gets the more I quiver in fear of tackling it….)

I am going to try to get something up this weekend. Truly….

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Saturday, November 1, 2008

Holy Father’s Prayer Intentions for November 2008

General:

That the testimony of love offered by the Saints, may fortify Christians in their service to God and neighbour, imitating Christ who came not to be served but to serve.

Mission:

That Christian communities in Asia, contemplating the face of Christ, may find the most suitable way to announce Him in full fidelity to the Gospel to the peoples of that vast continent so rich in culture and ancient forms of spirituality.

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