Postscripts From The Catholic Spitfire Grill

10. Demonstrations and marches are good.
       Eucharistic and saint-day processions are bad.

9.  Incense at home to cover up that marijuana smell is good. Yay, Sanskrit chant!
     Incense in church to waft prayers to Heaven is bad. Boo, Gregorian chant!

8.  Renovating old houses and antiques to their original condition is good.
     Maintaining old churches in their original condition is bad.

7.  Indoctrinating children from birth to love peace is good.
     Baptizing children soon after birth, and teaching them the Christian faith, is bad.

6.  It’s good for kids to learn a second language. Bilingual education is great.
     It’s bad for kids to learn Latin. Teaching Mass parts in Latin or Greek is abusive.

5.  Early music is good, especially on the original instruments and for its original purposes.
     Early music in Mass is bad, especially on the original instruments and for its original purposes.

4.  Grassroots movements are good.
     Grassroots traditional religious movements are bad.

3.  Diversity and experimentation is good.
     Diversity within religious tradition is bad.

2.  Alternative lifestyle choices are good.
     Chaste alternate lifestyle choices are bad.

And the number one contradictory attitude of the Sixties Bunch?

1.  All life is sacred, and every person has worth and is good!
     Babies we don’t want are bad.

To which the ever witty and funny Curt Jester added:

• Being a consciousness objector is good.
     A pharmacist being a consciousness objector is a bad thing.

• Having choice is a good thing.
      Having more than one form of Mass in the Latin Rite is a bad thing.

• We should help the poor in all cases.
      A pro-life pregnancy center that helps poor women is a bad thing and in fact should have rigorous inspections unlike abortion clinics .

• Celebrating women is a good thing.
      Devotions to Mary are a bad thing .

• We need lots of arts in the public square.
      Actually having statues and beautiful things in a church is bad.

• Using organic foods and being careful to avoid chemicals in your food is good.
      Not using chemical contraceptives is bad.

• We are all one we must go beyond skin color.
      Whites adopting black children is bad.

• Protest marches are good.
      Protesting in front of an abortion clinic is bad.

• Vatican II was good.
      Following the documents of Vatican II is bad.

• The laity getting more involved with the Church is good.
      Lay Catholic apologists are bad.

I'd love to hear more....leave them in the comments!