Postscripts From The Catholic Spitfire Grill

10. Demonstrations and marches are good.
       Eucharistic and saint-day processions are bad.

9.  Incense at home to cover up that marijuana smell is good. Yay, Sanskrit chant!
     Incense in church to waft prayers to Heaven is bad. Boo, Gregorian chant!

8.  Renovating old houses and antiques to their original condition is good.
     Maintaining old churches in their original condition is bad.

7.  Indoctrinating children from birth to love peace is good.
     Baptizing children soon after birth, and teaching them the Christian faith, is bad.

6.  It’s good for kids to learn a second language. Bilingual education is great.
     It’s bad for kids to learn Latin. Teaching Mass parts in Latin or Greek is abusive.

5.  Early music is good, especially on the original instruments and for its original purposes.
     Early music in Mass is bad, especially on the original instruments and for its original purposes.

4.  Grassroots movements are good.
     Grassroots traditional religious movements are bad.

3.  Diversity and experimentation is good.
     Diversity within religious tradition is bad.

2.  Alternative lifestyle choices are good.
     Chaste alternate lifestyle choices are bad.

And the number one contradictory attitude of the Sixties Bunch?

1.  All life is sacred, and every person has worth and is good!
     Babies we don’t want are bad.

To which the ever witty and funny Curt Jester added:

• Being a consciousness objector is good.
     A pharmacist being a consciousness objector is a bad thing.

• Having choice is a good thing.
      Having more than one form of Mass in the Latin Rite is a bad thing.

• We should help the poor in all cases.
      A pro-life pregnancy center that helps poor women is a bad thing and in fact should have rigorous inspections unlike abortion clinics .

• Celebrating women is a good thing.
      Devotions to Mary are a bad thing .

• We need lots of arts in the public square.
      Actually having statues and beautiful things in a church is bad.

• Using organic foods and being careful to avoid chemicals in your food is good.
      Not using chemical contraceptives is bad.

• We are all one we must go beyond skin color.
      Whites adopting black children is bad.

• Protest marches are good.
      Protesting in front of an abortion clinic is bad.

• Vatican II was good.
      Following the documents of Vatican II is bad.

• The laity getting more involved with the Church is good.
      Lay Catholic apologists are bad.

I'd love to hear more....leave them in the comments!

ISTJ: Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41:23 a.m. E.S.T.

ISTP: God, help me to consider people’s feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

ESTP: God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they’re usually NOT my fault.

ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, just ask.

ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don’t mind my asking).

ESFP: God, help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.

ESFJ: God, give me patience, and I mean right NOW.

INFJ: Lord, help me not to be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)

INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta

ENFP: God, help me to keep my mind on one th - Look a bird! - at a time.

ENFJ: God, help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

INTJ: Lord, keep me open to other’s ideas, *wrong* though they may be.

INTP: Lord, help me to be less independent, but let me do it my way.

ENTP: Lord, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I’ll settle for a few minutes.

ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo.

Does your KJV Bible have the uncorrupted KJV text?

Even if your KJV does prove to be a corrupted edition, it's still WAY better than other Bible versions out there, so keep reading it. The corrupted KJV Bibles are still pretty good. A quick (and very abbreviated) test to check your KJV text is as follows:

1. Is the 's' in the word "Spirit" capitalized in Genesis 1:2 and Matthew 4:1?

2. Does it correctly say "Saviour" in Luke 2:11, or the incorrect "Savior?" Anyone can be a Savior, but there is only one SAVIOUR, and that is Christ Jesus.

There are many more things you could check, but if your Bible fails the above two, then you already know you have a corrupted edition. However, I've noticed that many KJV texts are fine, except for in Matthew 4:1. For example - that is how the Dake is. I just take my trusty pen, and capitalized the 's' in the word "Spirit" in Matthew 4:1, if that is the only corruption found.

Ever heard the Scott Hahn story about how he was lecturing at some church that had a tableaux of the apparition of Fatima on the lawn? Our Lady, the children, sheep, the works. He or his companion said, 'Wow, is this a great Church or what? Not only can we worship statues, we have statues that worship statues!"

(This is a joke. This is only a joke. Please do not allow your hair to catch fire.) 

In retrospect, I too had the RRA Syndrome 5 years ago when my wife first started to
share Romish thoughts with me. (I am making a self-diagnosis here)
When she said "I have been thinking about returning to the Catholic Church,"
I heard: I want to join that church of infidels and man-made religion.