Wednesday, January 14, 2009

University Life Has Gotten So Much Better

Yes. I admit it. Vanity is something I struggle with. I have been resisting taking my laptop with me to class to take notes because of the Total Geek factor. In my mind, somehow, someone at my age should not succumb to the need for laptop notetaking when doing it the old fashioned way has worked for me for so many years. I like computers and technology but I try to maintain a veneer of coolness with respect to the latest and greatest technology. It’s a thin veneer. When my husband reads this he will no doubt remind me of the times when I have been caught standing in front of a particularly cool piece of computing technology  and drooling whilst saying “This is so TOTALLY cool!” I will also confess to more than a momentary twinge of envy when Curt Jester twittered that he had installed a terabyte-sized hard drive. Sigh. Terabytes. Yeah, it’s a pretty thin veneer. So last night, since I type so much faster than I can write, I bit the vanity bullet and took my laptop to class for the first time.

Oh my merciful heaven!! I turned on my computer and it instantly started talking to the wireless network that I should have guessed was there but was actually clueless to its existence. I sort of figured that there was a wireless network around but that you needed to have some kind of access code or something to access it. Nope. Or if you do need some sort of code, my computer was just so hungry for internet access that it ate through the security system by sheer force of will.

Did you know you can buy books while IN class with these sorts of tools? If your professor mentions a certain out-of-print book that she would have preferred to use for the main text, you can just pop open a window, surf on over to Abebooks.com and voila! that book is on its way to your house.

I’ve got Themes of the Old Testament and Church History this semester in addition to pastoral and spiritual formation courses. I’m not sure how that will influence my blog content or if I will just keep telling you about how university life has changed since last I was there.

Buying books while IN class….can it get any better than that?

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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Out With A Whimper and Some Questions

I think I’d like to demand another couple of weeks in 2008. Quiet weeks with absolutely nothing scheduled so that I could do nothing but finish everything I had planned to do in 2008. What do you think the odds are? (Shhhh don’t answer that.)

Between school, vacation (drove a couple thousand miles), and a bout with flat on my back illness, I am ready to petition for some real vacation. The kind where you sleep as long as you need to and still manage to carve out huge portions of the to-do list. And with the New Year just around the corner, I feel like I should have some great ideas of resolutions for the coming year. Mostly, I have just had more questions than thoughts about things like resolutions. Like what the heck to do with this blog!? Going back to school has caused a cataclysmic shift in focus. Somewhere in the back on my pin-headed mind, I had this picture of just taking a few classes without it really changing anything. HA! Education always changes things if only just the things you need to rearrange to make room for it. The time I used to spend in those apologetic conversations that leaked over into this blog is gone and instead I am reading textbooks and writing papers. Trust me. It’s really not blog content. Somewhere in all of this I can’t believe that there isn’t a different sort of blog content to come out of these life changes. I’m not sure what it is yet. I can’t believe that I’ll completely stop writing about apologetics. All it will take is some stranger on the street telling me how I worship the Pope and I’ll be off to the races, but I am having those sorts of encounters infrequently these days.

So I find myself at the end of the year, whimpering a little from a schedule that I haven’t yet quite gotten a handle on and struggling to find my bearings with what comes next. There seems to be more real life interaction and less room for the internet and that shift seems to be provoking a shift in mindset from “What do I think about that?” to “Well now what am I going to DO about it?” And wouldn’t you know it, the real life problems are always messier than those hypothetical doctrinal questions that are so fun to play with.

It’s feels a little weird to be doing this thinking “out loud” but I just didn’t want anyone who’s still hanging around that I’ve abandoned this whole project.

BTW….I do have a “vintage” Sister Spitfire apologetics post on the back burner. I hope to have it up soon.

Happy New Year to you all!! And tomorrow, I’ll have a question that’s been bugging me that hopefully, you all will have some thoughts on.

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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

How Did They Know?

I was grocery shopping today and as the clerk hit total (which was somewhere around a bazillion dollars) the little coupon machine spit out a coupon for me. It was for Vivarin.

How did they know? Is there some sort of digital sensor on the machine that counts the number of children accompanying the person swiping the credit card? Then rather than taking a retinal scan to protect me from identity theft, it scans the dark circles under my eyes and says “Get this woman a transfusion of caffeine”?

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

But Did I Flunk?

I know I promised that I would blog about our diaconate journey, but honestly there just hasn’t been that much to tell. We read a lot, we go to class a lot, but it’s just not so remarkable that it generates much bloggable material. Perhaps that is my fault and I am not looking with the right eyes. Perhaps you will be amused by this. As I have once again waded into academic waters, I am finding that even though many years have passed since I was in college not much has faded in terms of my expectations for myself in regard to academics. Once upon a time when I went to college, my husband used to say that I took all of my courses “pass-fail.” The only problem was that in my mind, anything less than an ‘A’ was flunking. Going to school with my husband though has introduced a whole new wrinkle. Not only must I get an ‘A’, but I find that it is also necessary to outscore my husband in order to “pass.”
 
We are currently taking a series of transitional courses that are equipping us with a basic understanding of the academic lanugage of theology and scripture in advance of entering formal graduate study in January. These courses are also giving us a chance to get back into a classroom way of thinking and of course, to give the formation team a chance to spot those of us who will need extra academic assistance throughout this process. The course we wrapped up several weeks ago was “Introduction to Philosophy.” This course was hard. I did read a lot of philosophy when I went to college oh so many years ago. Enough philosophy so that I had read all or most of the works that we were briefly introduced to but, when I read them I wasn’t looking for the same set of things that we looked at this time around. Beyond that, we moved very rapidly from ancient philosophy to modern philosophy. If you’ve taken philosophy you know that the vocabulary used by one philosopher is used slightly differently by another and you may be able to remember who meant what when speaking of “forms” and “matter” and “material” etc. as you jump from philosopher to philosopher (rapidly) but it was daunting for me. I like words to be stable things and to mean roughly the same thing all of the time. Anyway, I agonized over this class. Add into the mix a little event that had a pretty profound effect on our lives named “Ike” which ended up causing us to do three weeks of class in one week (yes, I am hyperventilating) and I was wound pretty tightly. That’s all background….

For this class we had to write a paper and do a take-home exam. I sweat bullets on both of them. My husband took them seriously, but mostly laughed at me and kept telling me that I was getting too wound up over this. At one point he attempted to tell me and here I am using his own words, please brace yourself one doesn’t encounter this level of blasphemy often, that “It didn’t really matter.” In fact, he took it so casually that he WASN’T EVEN GOING TO DO THE BONUS QUESTION ON THE TAKE-HOME EXAM. (Much less go print out at least 20 additional pages of research material for that one question like some people who take things seriously did.) Can you imagine!?

Fast forward a couple of weeks to the night we get our tests and our papers back. I flunked the exam. Yes, it’s true. I only got 102/100. Why did I flunk you ask? Well, you see that man who wasn’t even going to answer the bonus question, got a 106. The tests were passed back in alphabetical order which put us at the very front of the line. There seemed to be a current of supressed amusement vaguely pointed in our general direction when I discovered that I had flunked….I may have mentioned something about the whole universe being totally unfair. I can’t really remember. I block these sorts of traumata out. We both got 100’s on our papers.

This morning I got an email giving me the final course grade for “Introduction to Philosophy” Not that there was much doubt as to what the final grade would be but there was a class participation component. I got a 100. Now, university privacy issues being what they are my husband’s grade was emailed to him so I immediately went to look at his grade….yes it was HIS email. Did you have a point?…He got a 100.

All I need to know is this. If we tied, did I flunk?

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

A Garden of Eden Re-enactment?

So after being up almost 24 hours yesterday, I struggled out of bed this morning…then…Workout. Clean the kitchen. Holler at the children to quit bickering at each other and do their schoolwork. Workout. Holler at children. Eat breakfast….although at 11 am it is questionable whether or not one could call it breakfast. Do scripture study and catechesis with the children. Make them eat lunch. Get the children to clean up the kitchen. Start dinner. Sit down at the computer. Send child assigned to errands for the week to get the mail. Open the school tax bill. Open the check that was supposed to be direct deposited and realize you have to go to the bank. Answer phone call by best friend who wants to know why I am not at my computer in the schoolroom. Assure best friend that you are just going to the bank and will be right back. Go to bank. Talk to actual grown-up. Remember that you promised your husband that you would Rain-X the wind shield and make a mental note to do that when you get home. Rain-X the wind shield. Spot fertilizer on shelf in garage and realize that it needs to be spread on the plants. Fertilize plants. Pull weeds whilst fertilizing. Look at the shaggy bushes that need to be pruned. Go get pruning shears and prune them. 

GET THE BEJABBERS SCARED OUT OF YOU BY A SNAKE (that looks VERY like a copperhead but wasn’t) IN THE LIME TREE. (yes, I am shouting.)

Remember that you are a homeschooling mother and that this is a teachable moment. Go get children to examine snake. Tell them that they may NOT kill it with the shovel as it poses no risk. Them them that they may not torment it with a stick either just because they want to see it move. Allow the middle child to get his camera to take pictures. Finally get back in inside the house. Holler at the children to clean up the mess they each indivivdually swear they didn’t make. Finally get upstairs to the schoolroom and sit down to tackle the stack of papers that need to be graded. Struggle with very un-homeschooling-mommy-like thoughts as the children say, “Mom, can we do real-alouds now?” Promise them that you will do read-alouds in 20 minutes. Look at stack of papers….look at blog that hasn’t been updated in [don't want to count days] and….

Blog. 

Sigh, the youngest child who clearly wants to die is saying “Mommy it’s been 22 minutes.” 

Dying to self would be so much easier if it didn’t look so ordinary. 

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

I’m Not Dead

I don’t know what happened. It wasn’t on my planner even in pencil much less in pen but my life seems to have entered an unbelievably busy cycle. (Perhaps this has something to do with trying to get all of my Christmas shopping done by Thanksgiving in order to observe Advent with a little more focus.) I haven’t even been reading anyone else’s blog much less keeping up with my own and my Google reader is shouting blasphemous numbers at me that are approaching 1,000. (And the bigger that number gets the more I quiver in fear of tackling it….)

I am going to try to get something up this weekend. Truly….

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Decorating for Advent

It’s almost that time of year. Oh let’s face it, it will be here tomorrow at the rate the days have been zipping by. I wanted to share a couple of ideas I have for decorating for Advent. As a Catholic parent I will confess, that I find it difficult….impossible?….to hold the line against the onslaught of Christmas throughout Advent. I really try to observe Advent myself and to teach my children about the difference between Advent and Christmas. I’ve even suggested that we not actually light the Christmas lights on the Christmas tee and the outside decorations until….Christmas. This suggestion was not met with any sort of approval and it didn’t help that my husband was just as disapproving of the idea as my children.

So. I have tried to compromise. If you are the perfect Catholic parent, you may stop reading right now because what follows will likely only irritate you. I salute you and maybe someday I will be like you but in the meantime…I have figured out a way to have Advent lights and Christmas lights and if you are interested in trying this too, you need to get busy and order what you might not have.

What I do is take one string of purple lights and one string of white lights and make them into “one” string by using tie-wraps. With these single strings of purple and white lights, you can decorate as usual but just plug in the purple side during Advent. At midnight on Christmas eve, you unplug the purple strings and plug in the white side which is ready to go. Voila! Christmas lights. We’ve done this for the past couple of years and other than the whining I endure from the children who must have multi-colored lights or die, it’s worked well. (I simply tell the children that if they are willing to wait until Christmas to have multi-colored lights, then they can have them. If they want lights on all through Advent, they can do it my way.)

This year we are adding an Advent wreath to our lawn. I found a place that was willing to substitute purple and pink lights into a lighted candle shaped lawn ornament for me. I’ll use garland to make a lawn-sized wreath with the Advent candles. Just in case you were looking for ideas…

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Friday, October 17, 2008

May God Have Mercy…

My first words after learning that I had just given birth to a boy were, “The Lord has a sense of humor and he’s not driving until he’s 30.” Apparently everyone thought I was joking at the time.
I wasn’t.

My son has gotten his learner’s permit. I suggest extra prayers for those travelling the roads….I know I’ll be putting extra callouses on my knees.

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Personal News…..

After 2 1/2 years of formal preparation, my husband has been accepted as a candidate for diaconate formation. Only another 4 years to go…..

What the heck is a Deacon in the Catholic Church? Read here.

What is the general process for applying? Read here. (Opens PDF)

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Reflections On Almost “Losing It All”

It’s been quite a ride! Thing’s are still not back to “normal.”  I haven’t quite gotten everything that was moved for the evacuation put back yet but most of it is. The debris is mostly picked up and put in piles and busy killing the grass while we await the arrival of the crews that will haul it all away. We aren’t sure if these crews really exist or not, but there are rumors that they will materialize at some point in the future. In the meantime, it is starting to look quite normal to see huge piles of stuff on everyone’s lawn. The lucky ones are the ones with no household goods in their pile. In the course of the last week and a half, there have been lots of random thoughts that have tripped through my mind and since I don’t really have anything else to blog about, I am going to share my randomness.

First. If while you are facing the possibility of “losing it all” you find yourself with consoling thoughts along the lines of “Well at least I will get to replace that bathroom wallpaper that I have hated for the last 14 years.” You are not truly facing the possibility of “losing it all.” I am grateful for a very strong and supportive safety net. I am grateful for flood insurance that I didn’t need. I am grateful for a responsive and reliable homeowners insurance provider. I am grateful that my husband is employed in a sector of the economy that would not leave us jobless in the event of a widespread disaster. I am especially grateful for family and friends that called even as I was packing up the house to evacuate to assure us that we could stay with them for however long it took to re-build. I am grateful for friends that let me inconvenience them by staying in their home. I am grateful for friends that are willing to fight each other for the privilege of letting me inconvenience them. I am truly blessed and at most, I was facing a serious inconvenience and never “losing it all.”

I have learned a great deal about hurricane preparation. Formerly, I did not take hurricane preparedness terribly seriously not because I didn’t think it couldn’t happen to us, but rather because I was always of the opinion that 1. I would be nowhere NEAR my home in the event a hurricane took aim. 2. I had no intention of going BACK to a home until essential services were restored in the event a hurricane did hit my area. I have learned that last assumption is a load of stinky meadow muffins. Within hours of Ike clearing my area, I was hitting the internet looking for news and thinking very dark unChristian thoughts about mayors who set up blockades that prevented me from returning. I did not CARE that there was no power. I did not CARE that there were trees down and branches down and pissed off gators in the area. I wanted home and I wanted home ten minutes ago. Fortunately, I routinely have a pantry stocked that could sustain us for a lengthy period of time without access to a grocery store or even a heat source for cooking. Nevertheless, I intend to be more intentionally prepared for the next time because I know I will come back as quickly as possible.

I have learned that it is not possible to keep a determined man away from his home with mere police cars parked across the road.

God bless FEMA. And the National Guard. And the Red Cross. And the ka-zillion tree cutters, and linesmen, and other disaster response teams that showed up within hours to put this city back on its feet. I know that you heard some whining on the news. That is not the general sentiment on the ground here. We are grateful. Sure, we might be a little on edge from evacuating with three kids, three cats, a dog and two birds. (Well at least I didn’t have the dog and two birds.) And cranky because there is two feet of mud on our living room floor. And irritated because we haven’t seen electric power in a long time. We are still grateful. Thank you. If I knew the names and addresses of the crew that turned my electric power back on, you’d be getting Christmas gifts from me forever.

I have learned that if you need a only bag of ice and you go through the FEMA line and they also have MRE’s and water to distribute too, it is not possible to stop them from giving you MRE’s and water as well and they will be sorry that they can’t give you more. So, we have a souvenir box of MRE’s. We’ll add a few extra dollars on our tax return this year in penance.

One of the biggest surprises is how much destruction there isn’t. Yes, it’s darned inconvenient when 90% of the city is without power and frankly if the oak tree is on your dining room table then the destruction is very real in your life. But pictures of Galveston, Seabrook, and Kemah aside and except for a plethora of tree branches down, things look astonishingly normal.

It’s amazing how your definition of “minor damage” gets recaliberated when 100 yards away from you, they are shoveling out the contents of their home.

I have good neighbors. We may not be the sort that talk to each other every day, or even every week, but when the chips are down they will go buy a chainsaw and share. Both the saw and their labor.

The people across the street from our church have credited the church with protecting their homes (the large building blocked the winds some) I like that image.

Hurricanes are funny. With apologies to those who actually have boats washed up in their yards or between homes, it still cracks me up to see it. Beyond that, hurricanes are incredibly unpredictable. At one of the local area plants, one old structure is roped off because they are afraid that it might fall down on its own. Guess what’s still standing after withstanding 100+ mph winds? And for the best hurricane signage? My award goes to a neighbor who has a sign atop his debris pile that reads “Landscaping by Ike.”

Hurricanes are heartbreaking. So many friends have lost so much. At church this morning, you could tell who had been hit the hardest. Normally well-dressed people who had nothing to wear but sweats and the only make-up they wore was fatigue.

Continue to pray for us, even after the news coverage stops. Life will return to normal quickly for many, but for many it will never be the same.

And finally, I nominate this guy as the Ike-affected area mascot. He just looks seriously pissed off to me….kind of like we all are. It’s no wonder Tina divorced Ike.

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